Yesterday, was the fourth year that my best friend,
That's right. Since August 12th, 2004, we have been side-by-side, whether it be digging a three foot deep hole in the playground to have it covered up by a stupid gym, to telling a preppy chick that she had a hampster up her ass and she needed to dig it out, and from when we were picture role playing and got in trouble for cursing in it.
Virginia, you're the most amazing person in this entire universe.
I hope you know that without you, I really wouldn't be here right now. Most people say that and don't mean it, but I mean it with all of my heart.
We laugh SO much at everything! We both love Youtube Poop, Tim & Eric, Chowder, Flapjack, The Sims, Oblivion, and Neopets.
We may be failures in our parents' eyes.
BUT DAMNIT WE'RE FUCKING PROUD OF IT!!
I love you dude.
You're the most amazing, genuine, and unique person I've ever met.
I hope that our friendship lasts forever.
I'd give anything for you.
Including my kidney
Best Friends Forever.
You... are my own little miracle <3
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